9 things Indians do before an EDM concert

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1. Practice this hand motion

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We know you’re excited , but doing it at work makes you look stupid

2. Practise an accent

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Cos EDM ya’know! International ya’know man! Cool Che!

3. Paint their faces

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Yep, cos you need to be a walking piece of art right? Picasso will be at the concert to appreciate it.

4. Overdo neon accessories

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The music is electronic; you don’t have to ‘look’ electronic!

5. Wear ultraviolet friendly attire

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Like the glowing neon lights weren’t enough.

6. Practice their “Beat-drop” dance move

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Which you will use waaaaay before the Beat drops anyway.

7. Get drunk

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Let’s face it, you can’t afford the booze at the event. Congratulations on reaching a higher level of dumbness.

8. Click selfies “On the way to EDM concert”

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Cos snapchat selfies are the in thing ya’know man!

9. Memorize the lyrics

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But forget them midway through the song and just “na-na-na” along

Don’t be a loser. Just be yourself, enjoy the music, have a great time! #TomorrowlandWith9XO


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