1. Practice this hand motion
We know you’re excited , but doing it at work makes you look stupid
2. Practise an accent
Cos EDM ya’know! International ya’know man! Cool Che!
3. Paint their faces
Yep, cos you need to be a walking piece of art right? Picasso will be at the concert to appreciate it.
4. Overdo neon accessories
The music is electronic; you don’t have to ‘look’ electronic!
5. Wear ultraviolet friendly attire
Like the glowing neon lights weren’t enough.
6. Practice their “Beat-drop” dance move
Which you will use waaaaay before the Beat drops anyway.
7. Get drunk
Let’s face it, you can’t afford the booze at the event. Congratulations on reaching a higher level of dumbness.
8. Click selfies “On the way to EDM concert”
Cos snapchat selfies are the in thing ya’know man!
9. Memorize the lyrics
But forget them midway through the song and just “na-na-na” along
Don’t be a loser. Just be yourself, enjoy the music, have a great time! #TomorrowlandWith9XO
