1. Practice this hand motion

We know you’re excited , but doing it at work makes you look stupid
2. Practise an accent

Cos EDM ya’know! International ya’know man! Cool Che!
3. Paint their faces

Yep, cos you need to be a walking piece of art right? Picasso will be at the concert to appreciate it.
4. Overdo neon accessories

The music is electronic; you don’t have to ‘look’ electronic!
5. Wear ultraviolet friendly attire

Like the glowing neon lights weren’t enough.
6. Practice their “Beat-drop” dance move

Which you will use waaaaay before the Beat drops anyway.
7. Get drunk

Let’s face it, you can’t afford the booze at the event. Congratulations on reaching a higher level of dumbness.
8. Click selfies “On the way to EDM concert”

Cos snapchat selfies are the in thing ya’know man!
9. Memorize the lyrics

But forget them midway through the song and just “na-na-na” along
Don’t be a loser. Just be yourself, enjoy the music, have a great time! #TomorrowlandWith9XO